i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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