All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
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If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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