New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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