I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
