love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
be right there i have to get my cape
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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