He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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