We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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