my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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