let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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