too bad you live with your parents still
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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