well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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