it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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