the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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