It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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