Sacagawea was the original milf.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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