I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
