I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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