I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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