Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity