I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?