that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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