i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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