Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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