He asked to "fluff my boner.."
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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