I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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