Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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