just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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