Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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