Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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