i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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