Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Princesses don't give blow jobs
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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