so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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