Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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