But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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