he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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