u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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