How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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