i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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