just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize