Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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