Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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