New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
