so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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