This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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