nut hugger
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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