When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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