He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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