The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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