When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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