you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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