I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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