Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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