The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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