hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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