I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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