This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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