ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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