Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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